Moin!
Heute kann endlich der finale Vollzug des Umzugs gemeldet werden! MaDDins alte Wohnung ist vom Vermieter mehr oder weniger problemlos abgenommen worden und er hat seine Kaution wieder.
Ausserdem stehen endlich all seine Möbel (alle 3) an ihren vorgesehenen Plätzen. Das heisst wir haben seinen Schrank, seinen Schreibtisch und sein neues Bett zusammengeschustert. Würde ja auch gerne ein Bild von den ganzen Dingen hier hintun, aber dafür muss glaube erstmal neue Bettwäsche aufgezogen werden...;)
Deshalb gibt's hier heute nur unseren neuen Kühlschrank...

Kühlt aber irgendwie noch nicht ganz so klasse. Das Konzept ist also noch überarbeitungsbedürftig. Wer Ideen hat, immer her damit...;)
Morgen werden wir dann erstmal wieder nach Hause fahren und Ostereier suchen. Ich freu mich schon auf die Fahrt durch die Sonne und die endlosen Staus, die sicher schon jetzt auf mich warten. Aber lange Fahrzeiten bin ich ja schon von der Herfahrt gewohnt...
Also, Augen auf mein Eier...suchen.
MfG, der .

Dear Lord (God/Yahweh/Buddha/Bob/Nobody):
We beseech You, O merciful One, to bring comfort to those who suffer today for whatever reason You, Nature, or the World Bank has deemed appropriate. We realize, O heavenly Father, that You cannot cure all the sick at once - that would surely empty out the hospitals that good nuns have established in Your name. And we accept that You, the Omniscient One, cannot eliminate all the evil in the world, for that would surely put Thee out of a job.
Rather, dear Lord, we ask that You inflict every member of the House of Representatives with horrible, incurable cancers of the brain, penis, and hand (though not necessarily in that order).
We ask, Our Loving Father, that every senator from the South be rendered addicted to drugs and find himself locked away for life. We beseech You to make the children of every senator in die Mountain Time Zone gay - really gay. Put the children of senators from the East in a wheelchair and the children of senators from the West in a public school. We implore, Most Merciful One, just as You turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt, that You turn the rich - all the rich - into paupers and homeless, wiping out their entire savings, assets, and mutual funds. Remove from them their positions of power, and yea, may they walk through the valley into the darkness of a welfare office. Condemn them to a life of flipping burgers and dodging bill collectors. Let them hear the wailing of the innocents as they sit in the middle seat of row 43 in coach and let them feel the gnashing of teeth that are abscessed and rotted like the 108 million who have no dental coverage.
Heavenly Father, we pray that all white leaders who believe black people have it good these days be risen from their sleep tomorrow morning with their skin as black as a strech limo so that they may enjoy the riches and reap the bountiful fruits of being black in America. We humbly request that Your anointed ones, the bishops of the Holy Roman Catholic Church, be smitten with ovaries and unplanned pregnancies and a pamphlet about the rhythm method.
Finally, dear Lord, we call upon You to have Jack Welch swim the Hudson he has polluted, to force Hollywood's executives to sit and watch their own movies over and over and over, to have Jesse Helms kissed on the lips by a man of his own gender, to make Chris Matthews go mute, tu let the air - quickly- out of Bill O'Reilly, and turn to ash all who are responsible for those who smoke in my office. Oh, yes, and unleash with a fury a plague of locusts to nest in the toupee of the Senate Minority Leader from the great state of Mississippi.
May You hear our prayers and grant them, O King of Kings, Who sits on high and watches over us as best You can, considering what screwups we are. Grant us some relief from our misery and suffering, as we know that men You shall smite will be swift in their efforts to rid themselves of their misfortune, which in turn may rid us of ours.
With this we pray, in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy-Spirit-Who-used-to-be-a-Ghost, Amen.

Geklaut aus Michael Moore's "Stupid White Men", in dem eigentlich steht, man solle dieses schöne Gebet doch vor dem Schlafengehen sprechen. Aber ich bete nicht, deshalb verbreite ich es lieber so...;) Besonders interessant für amerikanische Leser, die laut Statistik immerhin ca. 7% dieser Weblog-Leserschaft ausmachen...angeblich...;)
MfG, der .